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CH-CH-CH-CHIA Joseph Enterprises expands its horror collection with the very first Cthulhu CHIA PET

Joseph Enterprises Inc, the makers of the Chia Pet® and the Clapper®, is expanding its horror collection with a brand new addition to their horror holiday lineup. They say no human can gaze at Cthulhu without going mad. The only form suitable to avoid insanity is by planting and growing your very own Cthulhu Chia Pet!

Handmade pottery planter comes with 1 packet of Chia® seeds good for 3 plantings, convenient plastic drip tray and planting & care instructions. In just 1-2 weeks your Cthulhu Chia Pet will achieve maximum growth as it takes over your puny existence. Chia Planters can be washed and replanted indefinitely.

The Cthulhu Chia Pet has finally arrived!
https://www.chia.com/collections/chia-pet-collection/products/cthulhu-chia-pet

Blacktooth

(Staff Writer) Lover of all things horror and metal. Also likes boobs and booze.

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  1. I received a chia pet ( potted groot) without seeds in i in the package. Can’t grow anything without seeds.

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