NEXT STEP: WORLD CONQUEST!
Lock your doors, bar your windows, hide your pets – after many, many months of collaboration between me and Ohio filmmaker Jake “Danger” Jolley, the raucous horror-comedy film CLAY ZOMBIES 3D is ready to be unleashed upon the world.
We started with an already fun, (kinda) family-friendly tale of an evil scientist trying to infect the world with Gumbyesque, clay-animated zombies and the ragtaq band of heroes out to stop him – including a trigger-happy sheriff, a snarky lab assistant, a woman warrior, a comic book delivery guy, and a hybrid vampire/werewolf/warlock/notary public – and brought new depth to the mayhem through my funky, innovative SpaceBrains3D process.
In fact, the results turned out so good that we’ve decided all this wonderfulness could not be constrained to TV sets. So, yes, CLAY ZOMBIES 3D will be making its way to theaters. Large screens! Real polarized 3D glasses! Sticky floors! Artificial butter-flavored topping! We’ve already lined up dates in the first quarter of 2025 at the Capitol Theatre in Boston (in digital 3D), and the London State Theater in London, Ohio (anaglyph 3D – for the record, we wouldn’t turn our backs on that other London, too), and are working on other venues as well. Maybe one near you? If you wish real hard, it could happen! (Or you can get in touch with me.)
In the meantime, the exclusive DVD edition of CLAY ZOMBIES 3D, in glorious Trioscopics anaglyph 3D (no special equipment needed), is now on-sale at my Etsy store (https://spacebrains3d.etsy.com). Forget iPhones or a brand-new Prius, this is the gift your loved ones truly want. The look on their faces will say it all!
