It’s the Ultimate Genre Mash-Up in this Killer Kung-Fu Collection
Kung Fu Zombie
1981 – Not Rated – Billy Chong
A criminal comes to town in order to kill Billy Chong over a past dispute. But instead of getting his own hands dirty, he hires a Taoist wizard to animate some zombies to do the job for him. The plan goes horribly awry, and the bad guy ends up getting killed in his own trap. Crazy possessions & vampire insanity ensues… luckily Billy knows Kung Fu.
Kung Fu From Beyond the Grave
1982 – Not Rated – Billy Chong
The gates of hell open to let out the ghosts of the dead Chun Sing is visited by his deceased father, who tells the young man that his enemy is a priest who commands the dark forces of black magic. Luckily, Chun Sing gets help from a magic book, a group of friendly ghosts, and a house full of hookers.
Shaolin vs. Evil Dead
2004 – Not Rated – Chia-Hui Liu, Siu-Wong Fan
A criminal comes to town in order to kill Billy Chong over a past dispute. But instead of getting his own hands dirty, he hires a Taoist wizard to animate some zombies to do the job for him. The plan goes horribly awry, and the bad guy ends up getting killed in his own trap. Crazy possessions & vampire insanity ensues… luckily Billy knows Kung Fu.
Shaolin vs. Evil Dead: Ultimate Power
2007 – Not Rated – Chia-Hui Liu, Siu-Wong Fan
It’s more zombies and vampires as the Master Killer, Gordon Liu (Kill Bill 1 & 2) returns in this highly anticipated sequel to Shaolin vs Evil Dead! His fellow Taoist priest Hak has turned into a vampire and he must use all his power to stop Hak and his legion of vampires from bringing eternal darkness to the nation. Spectacular special effects and terrific fights make Shaolin vs Evil Dead: The Ultimate Power the perfect conclusion to this martial arts horror thriller!
Spirited Killer 2
1997 – Not Rated – Panna Rittikrai
There are two sisters who want to get their grandad’s corpse so he can be buried with his ancestors. There’s a problem, though, as there are some gangsters in the same general area trying to take the blood from their dead leader’s body and transfer it to a new guy. That blood gets infected and both guys are now zombies. The grandfather comes back as well. There’s a hopping vampire. There’s ghosts. We also have an exorcist. There’s also an evil wizard. And lots and lots of martial arts fights.
Spirited Killer 3
1998 – Not Rated – Panna Rittikrai
We have teams from China and Japan seeking out a black stone that can create immensely powerful magic. There’s some resistance and the local population calls up a shaman who announces he will be a shaman for a thousand years. Yes, he’s evil. So we’re off to more wackiness with wizards, ghosts, zombies, and a few of those female ogres/ghouls. There are a few gut-munching scenes. It all ends up in a magical war.
We Are Going To Eat You
1980 – Not Rated – Eddy Ko
Agent 999 is sent to a rural Chinese village to arrest a bandit called ‘Rolex’, who sports a tattoo of a fist on his chest. Upon arriving, Agent 999 begins to suspect that something is wrong, and it soon transpires that cannibals, addicted to the flesh of strangers, populate the village. Agent 999 and an unlikely bunch of good guys decide that they must overthrow the evil Chief of the village and escape.
He’s an interstellr adventurer. She’s a young rebel. Together they set out on a mission to rescue three stranded women, from a planet no one has warned them about. Because no one has ever returned.
In the year 2136, Wolff (Peter Strauss), a wily salvage pilot and intergalactic bounty hunter, answers a distress signal on Terra Eleven. Agreeing to pick up three women who’ve been shipwrecked, he lands on the planet only to discover they’ve been kidnapped. Following their trail, Wolff soon encounters Niki (Molly Ringwald), a spunky orphan who agrees to guide him across the Forbidden Zone, a vast wasteland populated by plague-infested mutants. After many battles, Wolff and Niki finally reach the lair of Overdog (Michael Ironside), the planet’s half-man/half-machine ruler. Discovering the women are held captive in Overdog’s slave pens, Wolff’s rescue mission finally begins.
Starring: Peter Strauss (xXx: State of the Union), Molly Ringwald (Sixteen Candles), Ernie Hudson (Ghostbusters), Michael Ironside (Top Gun)
5 Futuristic Features!
Hands of Steel
(1986) Color Rated R
John Saxon, Daniel Greene, Janet Agren
An international industrialist is determined to stop the interference of a world-leading ecological scientist. The industrialist hopes to continue his profitable, but environmentally unsafe practices, by sending his cyborg assassin to kill him. His plans take a turn when the cyborg’s human side takes control and he refuses to kill the scientist, thus threatening to expose the evil man’s enterprises.
Laser Mission
(1990) Color Rated R
Brandon Lee, Ernest Borgnine, Debi Monahan
Kidnapped by Soviet agents, Professor Braun (Ernest Borgnine) is forced to work on a powerful laser weapon that could be used to enslave the world. The CIA decides to send agents Michael Gold (Brandon Lee) and Alissa (Debi Monahan) into Cuba to retrieve the scientist and a cache of diamonds being used to build the weapon.
Abraxas – Guardian of the Universe
(1990) Color Rated R
Jesse Ventura, Sven Ole-Thorsen, Marjorie Bransfield, Damian Lee, Jerry Levitan, Ken Quinn
An alien fugitive arrives on Earth hoping to evade detection from the authorities sent to find him. What he didn’t factor in his plans was the determination of the agent dispatched to retrieve him, Abraxas (Ventura). Complicating this situation is the fugitive taking up with an Earth woman and impregnating her with what could be a dangerous alien/human hybrid.
Slipstream
(1989) Color Rated PG-13
Bill Paxton, Mark Hamill, Ben Kingsley, F. Murray Abraham
In the near future when the Earth has suffered an environmental disaster, a fugitive has been captured by a pair of cops with the intent of bringing him in for the huge reward. A bounty hunter learns of the capture and takes the fugitive from the officers, to claim the reward himself, and escapes with his prisoner into the slipstream, a region of howling winds that encircle the Earth, with the cops hot on his trail.
The Firing Line
(1991) Color Not Rated
Reb Brown, Shannon Tweed, Michael Monty
This action film features Reb Brown as Mark Hardin, a Pentagon advisor working in a South American country. After witnessing the execution of a rebel leader without a trial, he discovers a covert group of American servicemen have been perpetrating the atrocities on the rebels. His questioning the actions of his fellow advisors brings him no answers and just gets him tortured by his own men. Escaping from his captors, he is forced on the run with an innocent woman (Shannon Tweed) in tow. Mark and the woman team up with the very rebels he was brought in to help capture in order to fight back.
