Just had to share this. If you are constantly worried about the undead eventually finding your home, it might be worthwhile to consider getting some blueprints made up for a “Zombie-Proof” house.
“Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.”
“The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.”
https://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house
