JENIFER- MASTERS OF HORROR SEASON 1 - DARIO ARGENTO’S
By- The Angry Princess

A depressed cop Frank happens upon a man with a meat cleaver trying to murder this woman. As Frank threatens to shoot the man shouts “You don’t know what she is!” This is a classic story of sometimes you shouldn’t stick your nose in other peoples business or you could end up with their weight on your shoulders.

It turns out she can’t talk, she doesn’t play well with animals, and she was seriously hit by the “what the fuck truck” being she was facially disfigured. After a night of not being able to get her off his mind, he ends up bringing her home and putting her on his couch for the night. His wife Ruby is not a happy camper about this but his son is intrigued. The note in the dead man’s pocket said Jennifer so that’s what Frank calls her. He becomes out right obsessed with her.

Frank becomes so enthralled in Jennifer’s safe keeping that he seems ready to let everything else around him go including himself. He slowly disengages and becomes more depressed. I liked this movie and how it showed that a guy will really put his dick in anything. Kidding aside this film was keen at keeping me interested and gross enough for me to go “EW,” and Jennifer’s face was scary enough to be made into a Halloween mask. It goes to show that sometimes things end up spinning in a vicious circle. I think part of the moral lesson here is for men to not think with what’s between their legs and to NEVER, ever judge a book by it’s cover…again!